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Humor: Top Quotes

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"Talking to a golf ball won't do you any good. Unless you do it while your opponent is teeing off."
Bruce Lansky

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"Golf is like a love affair: If you don't take it seriously, it's not fun; if you do take it seriously, it breaks your heart."
Arnold Daly

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"It's still good sportsmanship to not pick up lost balls while they are still rolling."
Mark Twain

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"The older you get the stronger the wind gets- and it's always in your face."
Jack Nicklaus

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"Golf is a game whose aim is to hit a very small ball into a even smaller hole, with weapons singularly ill-designed for the purpose."
Winston Churchill

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"The harder you work, the luckier you get."
Gary Player

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"You've just one problem. You stand too close to the ball after you've hit it."
Sam Snead

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"Golf is a good walk spoiled."
Mark Twain

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"You can't lose an old golf ball."
John Willis

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"Why am I using a new putter? Because the last one didn't float too well."
Craig Stadler

 

Mop: De slechtgezinde golfer

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Een golfer komt thuis met een slecht humeur.
"vandaag heb ik maar 2 ballen geraakt", moppert hij tegen zijn vrouw,
"en dat was toen ik op die hark trapte".
 

Humor: Michel Courtemanche - Golf in mime

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Stille humor..
Michel Courtemanche: Golf in mime: